Ian asked if he could use my minivan next tuesday. He is loading ISIS gear out for the malouf cup for skating. I said, “yeah no worries… But under one circumstance.” Then thought…

Then I tried to come up with something that I thought might be out of his realm or sphere of control. ALLIE LUTZ. THE HILLS. ZAC EFRON.

I tied those three things together and told ian if he got Allie Lutz to say that I was sexier than ZAC EFRON on the hills then I would let him use my Minivan.

I guess I shouldn’t really mess with ian. He kinda asked Allie if she would say that. But I can’t tell whether she would have said it or not on the show. If only I was more of a fan than maybe!